Tuesday, October 26, 2004

A Necessary Phone Call

Hi, you have reached Jessica Simpson's sister. I am unable to reach the phone because I am currently in the studio recording my next live performance. Please leave me a message. BEEEEEP.

Hi Ashlee......I just came across your headshot recently and saw your Saturday Night Live performance. We have a slot open here for the role of Bilbo Baggins on Riverdance and we thought you would be perfect for the part. It may be the only work you will be gettin for a long time, so consider it. Give me a call and let's set up an audition. Talk to you soon!